March 2012
285 posts
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Psht, I don’t need ~friends~
Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are my friends.
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My little sister just read the part in Harry Potter when *SPOILERZ* Sirius dies and started crying. Now she says she’s “all mixed up inside”.
Poor gal. I remember those days.
abaldwin360:
I hope Rick Santorum’s kids grow up to be liberals.
And gay.
unknowablewoman:
I hope Rick Santorum accidentally clicks on the “help” icon every time he tries to check his Tumblr messages.
My grandma just referred to “Facebook” as “The Facepage”
Brb dying.
“Mitt Romney and Rick Santorum are both against gay marriage. Really, against gay...”
– David letterman (via fuckricksantorum)
February 2012
582 posts
“It is the height of irony that women are valued for our looks, encouraged to...”
– Greta Christina (via proclamationofemaciation)
Things fucking irritate me. I’m gonna go lie down sleeplessly and pretend I’m tired.
Fucking fuck.
juchepresident:
i hope rick santorum goes over to his best friend’s house to play mario kart 64 but his friend won’t let him play as player 1 and makes him play on the crappy controller with sticky buttons and against all odds rick is ahead on the third lap of rainbow road and about to pull off a major upset victory when in the last three seconds of the race his friend (who is playing as toad)...
Rick Santorum's mom went to college AND grad...
seriouslyamerica:
Does that make her a super snob?
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My mom made tacos for dinner
and I’m too sick to be able to eat them.
Fuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkk
