Can't Maintain
So yesterday I had this substitute teacher

When you go into a book store and put copies of the Bible in the “fiction” section.

religiousragings:

How dare you compare God to the Tooth Fairy!

religiousragings:

How dare you compare God to the Tooth Fairy!

simplyopinions:

“Faith is the great cop-out, the great excuse to evade the need to think and evaluate evidence.” -Richard Dawkins

“If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.” - Anatole France

“I look forward to the day the cross sits discarded beside the…

nosebacon:

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Where is your god now, Tim Tebow?!

Muahaha! >:)

Honestly, I fucking despise the Patriots, but it’ll be nice not having to hear about Tebow constantly anymore.

What can we do to silence these christian athletes who thank Jesus whenever they win, never mention his name when they lose? Not a word. You never hear ‘em say “Jesus made me drop the ball. The good lord tripped me up behind the line of scrimmage.” According to these guys, Jesus is undefeated. Meanwhile, these assholes are in last place. Must be another one of those miracles.
George Carlin (Back In Town, 1996)