Okay so like, in reading class we do like, a stupid little journal on a different topic every day, and usually we just get 100% every time. But when I got back my journal today, one particular entry had a 70% for the dumbest fucking reason ever.

So, the topic was something along the lines of:

If you were president of the United States, what would be your top five concerns and how would you handle them?

Now, this is something I could go on for paragraphs about, because I have so much to say about the subject. We had to be very brief, however, so I just bullet pointed my response. It looked a little something like this:

1. Gay Marriage- Make it legal
2. Economy- Tax upper classes, cut war budget, legalize and tax currently illegal narcotics; marijuana, cocaine, heroin, etc.
3. Religion- Detach it from politics, and slowly from our society as a whole
4. Drugs- See economy
5. Reputation Of Our Country- Pay off debts as quickly as financially possible, stop stealing resources, stop starting wars, stop fighting other countries’ wars, consistently behave in this manner.

So, the reason why I got such a lame grade on this was all explained in a short little snarky comment on my paper. This is the exact comment:

“Your points are offensive to Americans.”

I can’t even begin to explain my frustration with this shit. Okay, so like, first of all, it’s not really the grade I care about. This grade won’t affect me at all, it’s just the fucking ignorance behind it. Her views on religion, drugs, and same-sex marriage are probably different than mine, and she most likely considers them to be a crucial aspect of the American lifestyle. So, despite the fact that she has stupid opinions (which she is entitled to) it should not impact my grade whatsoever, nor should it grant her the ability to classify all Americans into one category of biased, religious, drug hating assholes.

Dear Mrs. Cuntasaurustwat,

You are a cunt.

Sincerely your offensive young, devil worshiping, drug pushing, gay loving, atheist asshole student,
Kai 

proclamationofemaciation:

Josh doesn’t know how to blog
so he posted
a picture of himself all dressy
I am laughing so hard

JOSH YOU LOOK LIKE A GROWN MAn omg what  

I think we should turn this into a new meme. The most famous meme in the world.

samraadeni:

…the fact that something like this exists? not gonna lie, it’s a little awesome.

kosmoskrap:

They obviously have their constituents in mind and have no personal agendas whatsoever.

/sarcasm