Can't Maintain

When you’re watching porn and the girl in the video is really hot and you’re into it, but then she starts making really exaggerated sounds with an insincere face and you’re just like,

“Come on, who are you trying to fool? You’re already hot you don’t need to make those obnoxious sounds stop forcing it.”

I was just watching this Star Wars porn parody

The concept was too intriguing to pass up, you know. And they had a threeway with Han, Luke, and Leia.

And all I could think was,

“OMG THAT’S FUCKING DISGUSTING THAT IS YOUR BROTHER WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET HIS DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH EW!”

That was not hot at all, okay. That was gross.

proclamationofemaciation:

Josh doesn’t know how to blogso he posteda picture of himself all dressyI am laughing so hard
JOSH YOU LOOK LIKE A GROWN MAn omg what  

I think we should turn this into a new meme. The most famous meme in the world.

proclamationofemaciation:

Josh doesn’t know how to blog
so he posted
a picture of himself all dressy
I am laughing so hard

JOSH YOU LOOK LIKE A GROWN MAn omg what  

I think we should turn this into a new meme. The most famous meme in the world.